i like avocados. or at least i used too. one day i went to get an avocado and it wasn't there. i thought it was a major glitch so i called the avocado company to ask why it was missing. but they were all dead.
i left my house without my avocado and i was sad. then all of a sudden, a SKELETON POPPES OUT OF NOWHERE AND THROWS AN AVOCADO AT MY FACE BUT IT WASN'T AN AVOCADO, IT WAS AN ACVODAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the diference between an acvodad and an avocado is that an acvodad is red and hyper realistic. an avocado is green. I screemed becaus the skeleton threw the acvodad at me and i was so scarde thAt im died.
then the avocado company called me. they said:
"You will satan blood"
then something strange happind. i looked down at my feet and they were covered in hyper realistic acvodad jiuce.
i never ate avocados after that
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